Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End is Naughty Dog’s masterpiece and final chapter. It has also brought forth the unsavory truth: Nathan and Elena are toilet paper under people. Yes, I agree, our heroes have fallen.
Taking a nosy stroll around the Drake home, I caught a glimpse of the atrocity in their upstairs bathroom. It offended my being so thoroughly that I forgot completely the fact that Nathan has straight up murdered thousands of people. Perhaps that is its purpose.
Exhibit A: The toilet paper.
Exhibit B: Here is the same toilet paper, but zoomed in and with a lot of dramatic Photo Mode filters.
This has to be a mistake, you’re thinking. I thought so, too. Certainly no person that’s discovered ancient ruins and the actual lost city of gold would live their life like this. I went to check the downstairs bathroom, but it only confirmed my fears.
Exhibit C: Here again, we see the paper under. Falling right into the trash. Falling right where that toilet paper deserves.
Exhibit D: This filter is called Inferno.
Published: May 13, 2016 02:06 pm