Behold, No Man’s Sky’s Space Penis

This game really does have it all.

Yamilia Avendano

Published: Aug 10, 2016 03:06 pm

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No Man’s Sky is the new hotness this week. It has space, space ships, space pirates, space aliens, space species, and even, we’ve found, space penises. That’s right, this game’s got it all! With a startling jump, our brave adventurer spotted the space penis while zooming around a star system.

IT JUMPED RIGHT INTO VIEW WITH A “HELLOOOOO!”

space penis 1

DID WE SEE THAT CORRECTLY? W-WHAT WAS THAT? DOUBLE TAKE.

YES. MAJESTIC. WHAT A RICH WORLD HELLO GAMES HAS CRAFTED.

space penis 3

Bless No Man’s Sky’s procedurally generated universe. What a time to be alive.

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Yamilia Avendano

Yami was the founder of Twinfinite having written for the site since its inception in 2012 through until she sold it to the GAMURS Network in March 2022. Yami has been playing games since 1991, with a penchant for anything in the simulation and action genres. The Sims 4 has consumed thousands of hours of Yami's life, and she's totally ok with it.