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This Fortnite Porn Parody is Kind of Genius

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This Fortnite Porn Parody is Kind of Genius

Fortnite’s pretty fun, right? But have you ever considered how it could be changed to make it not not only fun, but sexy? Just kidding, because Fortnite could never actually be considered sexy. In the case of Fortnut, however, an unofficial porn parody of the massively popular game, it’s all about being naughty. And funny, too. A new trailer for the absolutely ridiculous and extremely NSFW production will have you laughing your way through your…personal time with the media.

The tongue-in-cheek trailer starts up with a sendup of Twitch streamers as the lead actress introduces the characters. And no, that’s no tomato man. That’s definitely what it looks like. You’re not seeing things.

“Look! F—ing llamas!” and “Were you banging in the bus again?” are just some of the lines you’ll hear during this side-splitting riff on Fortnite and porn itself. You’ll also hear things like “This isn’t shield juice, is it?” No. No, it is not shield juice. Just about every aspect of Fortnite is lampooned in the short clip. The guns have sex toys attached to them. The actors are cracking jokes with plenty of double entendre. They end up in a sex shop somehow.

Look, you just need to watch it. There’s even a shopping cart. They brought out the shopping cart, for God’s sake. And yes, this is real. If you’re interested in seeing more, you know how to find it. Fortnut may be the craziest thing to have come out of the Fortnite craze so far, but it also happens to be one of the funniest, too.

Now…let’s drop into Testicle Town!

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Brittany Vincent is the former News Editor at Twinfinite. She's been covering video games, anime and tech for over a decade for publications like Otaku USA, G4, Maxim, Engadget, Playboy and more. Fueled by horror, rainbow-sugar-pixel-rushes, and video games, she’s a freelancer who survives on surrealism and ultraviolence. When she’s not writing, watching anime or gaming, she’s searching for the perfect successor to visual novel Saya no Uta.

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