It started out innocently enough. Hooking up full body tracking to a ragdoll with an HTC Vive.
So simple. So joyful.
But we could not stop there.
Man, faced with the power to dance in virtual reality, pushed forward. The next step, as always, was to add violence.
The calculations couldn’t have gone wrong. Dancing + Violence = Mosh Pit.
AND SO THE MOSH PIT SIMULATOR WAS BORN FROM SATAN’S WOMB:
MORE, WE NEED MORE.
TAKE US TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL, HTC VIVE.
NOW, SLAP ON A COWBOY THEME.
WE RIDE THROUGH THE DESERT ON OUR MAGIC CARPET OF SIN.
EXCEPT GREG. GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE, GREG.
AND IN THE END, WE SHALL PURGE THEM, WITH CHICKEN.
VR will be our doom.