Excited Bloodborne Fans That Probably Most Definitely Died From Hype

Bloodborne hype is dangerous. It raises expectations, strains patience, and makes release dates perpetually feel 500 miles away. Hype is a double-edged sword, bolstering pre-orders while risking letdowns of epic proportions.

But hype, if you were not aware, is also dangerous to your health. That’s right. It could actually kill you. How? That’s a great question… that we’re not legally licensed to answer.

What we CAN do, though, is show you a disturbing trend of what seemse to be Bloodborne fans literally dying mid-hype. Just look at these disturbing last messages.

Some simply vanish mid-tweet, likely grabbed by a beast

I MIGHT BE GETTING BLOODBORNE TMRW EARLY IM SO

— DAprince (@PrinceHaruruV2)

Others disappear with a blood-curddling scream, also likely dragged away by a beast

https://twitter.com/pkollar/status/579807464935165952

https://twitter.com/untimelygamer/status/577116674714963970

Some manage to leave extremely literal last message before the beast nabs them

https://twitter.com/ritzyfoxx/status/577220811582492673

I can't wait to play #Bloodborne omg the wait is killing me

— laws00 (@laws004) March 23, 2015

And some don’t even need a dangerous beast to do the dirty work

Canceled a lifesaving surgery I was supposed to undergo on Tuesday because Bloodborne. I feel good about it. Well, not physically.

— Anthony Carboni (@acarboni) March 22, 2015

@AlexaRayC About chalice dungeons? ME TOO

— Anthony Carboni (@acarboni) March 22, 2015

Anyone else who hasn’t been attacked by a beast likely looks like this.

https://twitter.com/DJ_Link/status/577047700895604736

Stay safe everyone. If you live to the Bloodborne release, let us know how you’re enjoying the game.