Spoiler warning: This article contains light story spoilers for Fire Emblem: Three Houses.
The Dashing Prince Dimitri
It has come to our attention that concerning rumors are circulating throughout Fódlan. The false prophet, Sir Jesse Vitelli, has purportedly been spreading slanderous mistruths in an effort to fool citizens into pledging allegiance to the Black Eagles, and another that goes by Baron von Greysun who is committing similar offenses.
Fortunately, as a loyal servant of the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, I have been sent to dissuade any potential defectors to the Adrestian Empire.
If you are still unconvinced, please advise in the comments below so that your execution may be organized in a swift and
painful pleasant manner.
First and foremost, there is no goal more glorious in this life than to pledge fealty to the Boar Prince, Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd.
Fearless in battle and studious in the classroom, this stunning blond monarch views all of his citizens as his equals and will lend aid no matter how dangerous the situation.
Unlike the elitist Edelgard of the Red Eagles — because they actually wear red, the inconsistent ninnies — Dimitri strives for a future where commoners and nobles alike will be treated fairly and justly.
Some might suggest that Claude would also be receptive to such a notion, but he lacks the initiative and ambition to ever put it into action.
Additionally, Golden Deer sounds more like a developmental basketball team name than a suitable moniker for a house of the Garreg Mach Monastery.
Most importantly, however, Dimitri’s surname is very helpful when you’re playing Scrabble.