Fire Emblem: Three Houses Is a Great Game but the Memes Are Even Better

Fire Emblem: Three Houses is now out for the Nintendo Switch, bringing the strategy RPG to consoles for the first time since the good ol’ Wii days. Considering that the fanbase is bigger than ever thanks to the Fire Emblem characters gaining popularity in Smash Bros., people are so down to jump into this new entry, especially with the three split storylines this time around.

Golden Deer, Blue Lions, and Black Eagles are the talk of the town right now and have led Fire Emblem: Three Houses to become a trending topic on Twitter, which means that there are tons of hilarious memes out there to see.

We’ve done you guys a favor and rounded up some of the best ones that we’ve come across today –you’re welcome!

It’s true, you cannot pet the dog in Fire Emblem: Three Houses:

You cannot pet the dog in Fire Emblem: Three Houses pic.twitter.com/LB1iqlU4da

— Can You Pet the Dog? (@CanYouPetTheDog) July 26, 2019

So you’re telling me that you can’t pet the dog or the cat? You must be kidding me:

https://twitter.com/squirrelboyVGC/status/1154623259448500224

If Dedue is 18, then you might as well call me an infant — just look at all of that grey hair:

https://twitter.com/ragnarock4455/status/1154652463233765376

Well, at least now he can play all three routes at the same exact time, right?

I asked my Mom to buy me Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

I think she got confused because she purchased enough copies to fill three houses. pic.twitter.com/YmKPD9KXfq

— Daniel Ahmad (@ZhugeEX) July 26, 2019

This is legit the only reason that most people picked up this game, for the romance:

Ohmygosh… the new Fire Emblem is anime war-Hogwarts professor simulator plus boyfriends. 🤩🤩🤩 pic.twitter.com/5238NuJK21

— F. Wesley Schneider (@FWesSchneider) July 26, 2019

There’s never a bad reason to skip class and take a nap:

https://twitter.com/Nitomatta/status/1154614754431815680

There’s always one:

https://twitter.com/Nitomatta/status/1154609194982469633

Maybe you should try opening the mailbox one more time?

https://twitter.com/StormOfBlood35/status/1154608432261009409

Was I the only person clicking that button over and over again last night?

https://twitter.com/MTLSaiyan/status/1154580816867074049

Life imitates art:

fire emblem: three houses (2019) pic.twitter.com/IUaNZBwcHY

— TAHK0 ☕️ (@TAHK0) July 26, 2019

Is gas really that important?

https://twitter.com/pikicrossing/status/1154562540036186112

Golden Pineapple, Blue Tiki’s, and Black Rocks:

Fire Emblem pic.twitter.com/3vI5HzSLFz

— Ültra (@ultrashroomz) July 25, 2019

Same:

I hope you guys are ready for me to go absolutely feral for Fire Emblem: Three Houses starting tomorrow. No spoilers I promise, but this will be a Claude Thirst Twitter™️, so fair warning pic.twitter.com/26k3dgIjGH

— Mica Burton (@MicaBurton) July 26, 2019

This is going to be everyone for the entire weekend once they get their hands on Three Houses:

Me on the 26th saying farewell after grabbing my copy of Fire Emblem: Three Houses for the Nintendo Switch pic.twitter.com/GXGQ5zVLIY

— Troy (@BioTroy) July 19, 2019

For more on Fire Emblem: Three Houses, make sure to read our scored review, our opinion piece about the game being beginner-friendly, and 7 improvements that Three Houses has over its predecessors.