9 Ridiculous Petitions Even More Absurd than Banning Fortnite

Port Smash 4 to PS Vita

I’m not gonna lie, a port of Smash 4 for PlayStation Vita sounds pretty sweet. Duking it out with fan-favorite Nintendo characters on a portable, qHD, OLED screen with trophy support, party chat, and maybe even an exclusive Sony character, such as Kratos or Sackboy sounds like a great time. However, I realize that I live on the planet Earth where console manufacturers releasing first-party titles on competing hardware is an incredibly rare thing in the modern-day, and there is a zero percent chance that Nintendo would consider porting their mascot fighter to a Sony platform. Maybe the person who made this petition lives on Mars or something.