Nate and Elena Get a Divorce and Live Happier, Separate Lives
These two are a mess, and it’s about time Uncharted 4 acknowledges it. No couple that breaks up every two years is stable and Nathan Drake can obviously never be tied down. Sure, he can put a ring on it. He can even say he loves her. But he’ll always be thinking of the adventure, the fast lane, the treasure. She probably thinks she can change him but, honey, he doesn’t even change his shirt. Look at all that grime on it. Moving on is hard to do, but it’s about time these two do exactly that. The last thing they have in common is that both of them are hot. How very Hollywood of them.
How it should go down:
ELENA
Drake, I… I think I just realized we have nothing in common.
DRAKE
Wow, Elena, I’m so glad you brought that up. I was thinking the same, exact thing. I love one thing and one thing alone: treasure. You like cinematography or some shit, I don’t know, we never really expanded on that.
ELENA
Do you think we should break up-
DRAKE
(at the same time)
Break up, yeah! Totally! That’s what I was thinking! For good this time, though.
ELENA
How high school of us to keep breaking up and getting back together.
DRAKE
Right? Who do we think we are, Ross and Rachel? That only works on TV.
ELENA
Oh God, Nate, I’m so happy right now! You’ve held me down for years.
DRAKE
Same to you, Elena. Now… Let’s go get that annulment.
ELENA
Yeah, sounds great.
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