The Sonic and Totino’s Booth at PAX East Was Lit

So Sonic and Totino’s Decided to Host a Booth at PAX East This Year

We Don’t Know Why, but We’re Glad They Did, Because it Was Everything We Could Have Hoped and Dreamed Of

First and Most Importantly: UNLIMITED FREE PIZZA ROLLS

Next They Had a F**cking Bucking Couch Holy Sh!T

You Had To Try to Play Sonic 2 and People Could Vote on How to Mess With You

 This Guy’s Job Was to Make You Fall Off the Couch, He Had the Best Job

If You Could Hang Onto Your Rings, You Were Immortalized Here

You Could Also Play Gears of War Because Why the F Not

While Enjoying Your Free Pizza Rolls You Could Also Take In The Fine Art on Display Around the Booth

Sonic, We Don’t Know Why You’re Like This, But We Love It. Don’t Ever Change

We fixed this for you, @fitbit. Always Go Fast. Always. #MondayMotivation pic.twitter.com/YZXBU8EpK1

— Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog) April 18, 2016