I would die for every last one of them.
A day to commemorate everyone's favorite turtle murderer.
Pairs well with Bacon of the Reed Sea.
Maybe trying to sacrifice and/or putting a bounty on your son is not ideal.
Penny, tell me what you want-- what you really, really want.
More potatoes to boil, mash, and stick in a stew.
Badasses from around the globe.
Not everything is out to kill you.
No, it isn't the Animal Crossing crossover we have all been waiting for.
Just dad things!
Microsoft faces major controversy in the meantime.
Finally, your own little, furry kleptomaniac.
Babe, wake up, new bird just dropped.
A large smackerel of money is good, too.
Rescue Biscuit or die tryin'.