Actually, All Competitive Nintendo Games
You would think that playing Mario Kart, Mario Party, or one of the many other Nintendo multiplayer games would be a recipe for a good time. Cute characters? Check. Amazing Gameplay? Check. Stunning Visuals? Check. But you know what else you can put a check next to? Absolutely insane competitors and a guarantee that the worst in everyone will come out.
That person sitting next to you on the couch might just be the most beautiful person in your life, and you might very well love them with all of your being. If you’re lucky they will feel the exact same way about you. But once you pop in one of Nintendo’s games their face (and probably yours) can’t help but to twist into Luigi’s now infamous death stare as they commit themselves to defeating you in the most humiliating ways possible. There is nothing worse than watching your love cackle in delight as you get pegged with a Blue Shell in Mario Kart 8.
With this in mind, do yourself a favor and avoid Nintendo games this Valentine’s Day. They are cute on the surface, but will absolutely destroy your holiday.
