Shadow of Mordor
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Yeah, your wife and kid died. Yes, it was a very sad moment, and you’ll never love again. Until you meet Celebrimbor, that is. You may not be able to tell from his Palpatine voice and his literal dead-eyed stare, but he does care for you. After all, you two spend so much time together killing and running and sneaking and killing some more. There’s bound to be some attraction between you guys, but alas, it can never be. He too, is suffering from a case of “Dead Wife and Kid”. For now, the two of you are nothing but good friends. On those nights when you’re tired after a long day of murder, spread your arms out and croon the iconic love song “My Heart Will Go On“.
