Hatchet
Rounding out the new weapons in GTA V is one for the wannabe axe-murderers out there. When is a hatchet not a hatchet? When it’s a hatchet buried in the face of some poor passerby who looked at you funny. Then it’s a piece of facial jewelry. Okay, now I see why I was turned down for the police force…
Anywho, this woodcutting weapon allows players to dish out more than their fair share of bloody murder in a rampage even Jason Vorhees would be proud of. When put alongside the aforementioned Rail Gun, the Hatchet has the scientific qualities of… well, of a piece of wood with a hunk of sharp metal strapped to the top. Admittedly it isn’t all that much of a big deal until you remember the addition of First-Person Mode. Then it gets incredibly messed up.
Sometimes we just want to let off a little steam. Maybe that guy on the bus was a complete ass to you. Maybe the shop attendant short changed you and you don’t have the guts to bring it up. Well, with a mixture of GTA V‘s first-person mode and the Hatchet, you can go postal on Los Santos, reliving every slasher flick and random break in calm you’ve ever had through the arena of blood-splattered death. It’s perhaps a little too close to reality now but it has no less of a power to bring a smile to your face.
