Just Cause 3 is a game full of threats at every turn. General Di Ravello is out for your head, things explode just by the sheer act of you looking at them (still testing out if this is true), horrible drivers, and homicidal deer. There are several animals scattered around the fictional Mediterranean country of Medici, but none are as terrifying as the young deer roaming the wild.
You don’t believe us? Then just check out this GIF:
That is a deer surfing on the hood of this poor sap’s ride. At first, it looked as if it just got hit, but after following the car for about 100 Kilometers it became clear that the deer had absolutely no plans on moving. The poor driver swerved uncontrollably for what seemed like an eternity only to finally slam headlong into a divider. His end was not swift and, to add insult to injury, the deer kept pressing on, perhaps to look for its next vicitim.
Alas, it was over, death’s sweet embrace took the driver to greener pastures. I was sure that the hilarious bug had passed, only to turn the corner and see two more vehicles suffer the same fate.
It would seem that the deer have a blood thirst for pick-up trucks in Just Cause 3.
Perhaps the deer are trying to make a quick buck off of an easy lawsuit. Chances are they’re actually trying to overthrow the same government you’re trying to take down, they’re just taking it down one driver at a time. Whatever the reason is, nothing changes the fact that deer are out to get you. They may not have rocket launchers, helicopters, or armor, but they will cause an accident and stroll away as if nothing happened.
Have you stumbled across any murderous wildlife? Perhaps a wayward cow with a mean streak? Feel free to share your experiences in the comments below.