The One Man Army
Warstock Cache & Carry only gave out one loyalty card, and this player’s got it. Their preferred mode of transport is a Rhino tank and the airfield’s Titan spot is reserved just for them. This player doesn’t just go to Ammunation to stock up on rounds, they’ve got a stake in the company and enough artillery at home to make sure any competition is blown off the map. The one man army is a term often attributed to a player in any video game who’s able to change the flow of battle single-handedly. In GTA Online though, the one man army literally has enough hardware to show Merryweather how it’s done.
Everyone’s seen this sort of player. They’ve got a tricked out Crusader for generally driving around, an attack chopper for cross country flight or womp rat shooting, and a tank launching depleted uranium shells into whatever moves. There’s no way to really deal with them when they’ve got a few thousand horsepower and two caterpillar tracks on either side of their head, just stay out of the way while hoping for another to join the fight. That’s when you get the hell out of Los Santos for a few minutes while both heavily-armed hustlers blow a small crater in the road until one stands victorious.
Each player has their own way of enjoying GTA Online. For some it’s the joy of stealing vehicles, for others the majesty of all-out pleasure of racing. The One Man Army’s not only all about the ranged weaponry either. They’ve usually got a massively high strength stat and have spent hours honing their craft to pull off headshots from half a map away using whatever weapon they can muster. If you can, get in their good books because there’s nothing worse to have facing you down than someone with enough guns tucked into their jacket to give Los Santos a whole new crater.
