Risk Assessment (Grand Theft Auto V)
In case you couldn’t tell by now, often the bizarre side quests are the most fun. This particular one sees Franklin approached by a dog that barks a distress message to him. Franklin is inexplicably able to understand everything the pooch is telling him, and follows after to assist a man who is stuck in a tree. The two will have an amusing conversation en route before arriving at the scene: where a parachutist named Dom has gotten tangled during his landing. Franklin praises the dog (who has mysteriously disappeared in a fashion not dissimilar to the strange man from Red Dead Redemption) and frees the adrenaline junkie from the branches.
Dom goads Franklin into trying it out for himself, and before you know it, you’re plummeting from an airplane towards the earth. If you manage to successfully arrive at the landing zone with all limbs intact, you’ll then have to jump on a bike and race Dom down the mountain. It’s obviously not your conventional GTA mission, and when you’re finished, you’ll be praising the safety of the ground. The best way to celebrate is probably by going to a strip club and killing some hookers. In-game, of course.
