Dead Space 2
Like most video game characters, Isaac Clarke is pretty bad with women. Granted, his situation is unique–his girlfriend Nicole killed herself as the Necromorphs were aboard the Ishimura–and you’d think that would be a sign for Isaac to take up online dating like anyone else, but nope. He hallucinates Nicole constantly and watches her last video message. The guy clearly has issues letting go, but in his defense, Ghost Nicole was latching onto him like a bad smell and led him on quite a bit. Once you’ve finally accepted that Nicole is better off dead, you could always chat up that girl who took a screwdriver to the eye–wait, never mind, she’s seeing someone else. If nothing else, gamers should take away from Isaac that the guy should probably keep going solo.
