Top 10 Most Evil Pokemon
Gourgeist
Pokemon have a tendency to be pretty ruthless in the interest of self-preservation. Giratina’s trying to maintain its precious little dimension, for example, while Malamar just likes a nosh every now and then. Gourgeist, on the other hand, is only interested in seeing you suffer, and it enjoys this process immensely. It’s like a Roman Polanski film, but with ghost pumpkins.
The Pokedex observes that “singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed”, and worse still, “it enwraps its prey in its hairlike arms. It sings joyfully as it observes the suffering of its prey”.
That’s some sick stuff right there. Gourgeist doesn’t want to eat you, doesn’t want to repel you, doesn’t even want to drag you into the afterlife. It wants to torture you with its nasty little ditties, and even if it doesn’t kill you, you’re at least branded with a curse. It’s similar to being forced to listen to Kesha, except not quite as bad.
