Destiny Guardian/Samus
Where to start with these two? Mostly silent badasses with an impressive array of weapons? Check. Traveling the galaxy fighting horrors from the darkest corners of space? That’s another one. Wearing armor that looks both visually impressive but also more than a bit silly? That’s three for three. Samus and your Guardian will be spending their nights touring the universe, looking for aliens to kill.
Presents won’t be anything like silly necklaces, or a complete box set of Lost. It’ll be the eye of a Gate Lord or the arm of a really persistent rival bounty hunter. On their off days, your Guardian can show off their new wardrobe while “Uptown Funk” plays. The only downside will be Tyrion Mechister cramping their style like a third wheel. Goddamn Dinklebot.
Ship Name: Bounce Gun
