People Are More Artistic Than Me and I Secretly Hate Them for This
Look, I know that we all have different skills and talents that make us all special in our own way.
But my talent is in finding the most obscure synonyms to awkwardly force into my articles in an attempt to make myself sound smart percipient, and that’s not nearly as impressive as being able to make Animal Crossing designs.
Taking just one glance at the myriad of exciting imagery people have constructed is to turn green with envy, and my only solace is that I can callously steal this art through the use of QR codes and claim it as my own. Why yes, inquisitive traveller, I was in fact the creator of this… “pretty bubble skirt by Aki-chan”.
This also applies to the aesthetically pleasing infrastructures people have implemented on their island, with every building so carefully placed you’d think it was planned that way from the beginning. I just mashed all of my structures right in the middle because I’m too lazy to run very far, and it feels cramped and blasé. Somebody please save me from my own lack of style.
Oh, and save me from Coco, while you’re at it. She just moved in and I swear she’s going to devour my soul as I sleep.
