Can You Finish These Barney Stinson Quotes from How I Met Your Mother?

How I Met Your Mother is one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, cherished for its colorful cast of characters and wacky hijinks. Yet, while Ted Mosby may be the main character of the show, everyone knows that Barney Stinson stole the show in every scene he is in.

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To celebrate Barney Stinson’s famous one-liners and general snarkiness, we’ve put together a 10 question quiz to see just how well you know his famous quotes.

Let’s dive right in.

Can You Finish These Barney Stinson Quotes from HIMYM?

1 of 10
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and _______ instead.”
2 of 10
"Your ego _______ is writing checks your body can’t cash.”
3 of 10
“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with _______.”
4 of 10
"_______ are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.”
5 of 10
"You poor thing. Having to grow up _______.”
6 of 10
"Address her by name, _______ her friends, and subtly put her down.”
7 of 10
“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated. _______”
8 of 10
"Actually doing things gets you _______!"
9 of 10
"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she is _______."
10 of 10
Barney Stinson, how may I direct _______?"

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