Captain Falcon
Get ready for the fastest (and possibly only) stroller racing game you’ve ever seen. You won’t be able to look at racing games the same way ever again once Captain Falcon gets the Baby Nut treatment in F-Zero: BX. The B stands for baby.
Whether it’s good or bad, it’s sure to completely ruin the racing genre for you. Remember relaxing in a stroller and going for a new relaxing walk back in the day? Of course you don’t so you better not lie to me. But if you did then this game would ruin that memory forever too.
Blazing through Mute City as Baby Captain Falcon in a stroller running at thousands of miles per hour would be an unforgettable experience. Then the final cutscene would reveal the final twist: it was all just their imagination. That would surely get rave reviews.
