The Blitzkrieg (Dead Rising 2)
Dead Rising was a series chock full of crazy and ill-thought out weapons, and few were as outlandish as the Blitzkrieg.
Whereas other weapon combinations see users strap explosives to a stick pony or chainsaws to a motorbike, this diabolical creation sees an armory of weapons taped onto an electric wheelchair. The user can then drive around unleashing streams of bullets on hoards of zombies, painting the ground crimson with a sea of undead blood.
Or at least, that’s the intention. In practice, the recoil from so many weapons firing at once would likely send the chair flying backwards or spinning around uncontrollably. This would make it nearly impossible to hit one’s target and, at worst, leave the user stuck trying to adjust the direction of the chair while zombies encircle them from all directions.
Granted, there are few funnier ways to be overwhelmed by the undead hoard. Still though, that would likely provide little solace as one’s flesh is torn apart and the weapon one spent so much time building does little more than look cool.
