15 Times Princess Peach Was Queen

8. IN SUPER MARIO KART 64, PEACH’S TOP SPEED WAS SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN BOTH MARIO AND LUIGI.

7. SHE WASN’T FEATURED IN THE 1993 SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE BECAUSE SHE KNEW TO STAY WELL AWAY FROM THAT DUMPSTER FIRE.

Daisy had to take the hit instead.

6. IN SUPER PRINCESS PEACH, SHE CAN GET SO ANGRY THAT SHE LIGHTS HERSELF ON FIRE.

Highly relatable.

5. SHE READS BOWSER’S DIARY IN PAPER MARIO, CAUSING HIM TO REACT LIKE A WHINY BABY.

4. SHE INSPIRED A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS TO BE SIMULTANEOUSLY TOUGH AND CUTE IN THIS COMMERCIAL FOR SUPER PRINCESS PEACH.

3. SHE CAN ROCK A CAT OUTFIT WHILE RIDING A MATCHING CAT CAR WITHOUT A HINT ON INSECURITY.

If I had her self confidence, this would be me driving to work everyday.

2. SHE WENT ALL PHOENIX WRIGHT ON US AND TRIED TO OBJECT IN COURT TO SAVE MARIO IN SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE.

1. AND FINALLY, PEACH WINS ALL BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN IN MORE VIDEO GAMES THAN ANY OTHER FEMALE CHARACTER IN GAMING HISTORY.

Bow down.