Distracted Mario
Yo, dawg, I heard you like memes, so I put memes in your memes. Ah, the distracted boyfriend meme. Literally, everything goes with this meme, including other memes. It was only a matter of time before someone, specifically Twitter user Chira_573, had the bright idea of putting Princess Peach, Mario, and Bowsette in this meme.
Peach x Bowsette
Usually, Princess Peach wants nothing to do with Bowser, probably because he’s been kidnapping her on and off again for over thirty years. But, then there’s Twitter user’s konpeitopanic’s drawing of Bowsette, which features Peach actually clinging to Bowsette’s arm. It’s so at odds with the status quo that I can’t help but appreciate it.
A Quick Reminder She’s a Villain
It’s easy to forget that underneath Bowsette’s attractive exterior beats the mind, heart, and soul of a villain. Despite her new feminine physique, she still commands armies of Goombas, Koopas, Thwomps, Chain Chomps, Bullet Bills, Bloopers, and other nasties. She still controls several fleets of airships, owns countless castles, and conquers the various lands of the Mushroom Kingdom on a daily basis. And Twitter user kankan3333’s picture reminds of that inescapable fact. Nothing says evil more than using the world’s biggest and nastiest turtles as armrests. And sitting on a sentient meat tenderizer. And that smirk. Dear god, that smirk.
