Unpacking
The indie darling that has captured the imagination of gaming enthusiasts and shameless thieves alike, Unpacking is a bit of hot property at present.
Our boy Dwayne Johnson is, of course, quite the entrepreneur, and knows when something is worth tapping into (like the XFL! Just bring back Rod Smart, and we’ve got a deal). So it makes perfect sense for him to translate this peaceful puzzler to the silver screen.
He’d play the beaten-down everyman, trying to rebuild his life after a failed marriage that forced him to move interstate. Each trinket from yesteryear would evoke deep-seated memories, some joyful, some painful.
Afterward, he would move on to the next room. And then the next. And then the next. This would proceed for the full duration of the film’s three-and-a-half-hour runtime. Then the credits would roll — don’t walk out just yet, though! Because we’d get a bonus scene where his daughter knocks on his front door, a box in hand that needs to be unpacked.
That’s right, we’re already planning a sequel.
