Lots of Grabby Arms
Think back, for a moment, to the films of your youth. Do you remember that scene in the Labyrinth, where Sarah fell down the pit into a corridor populated by disembodied arms? Times that by about a million, and you have a pretty accurate idea of what Agony’s hell looks like. If you’re either too young/old for the Labyrinth reference to resonate with you, feel free to replace that with either Bimbo’s punishment in Swing You Sinners, or basically any segment from Yo Gabba Gabba. That should cover all age groups.
A sizeable portion of hell’s topography is made up of limbs, and needless to say, it’s quite disconcerting. Imagine you’re trying to carry your groceries home, and your bags are slapped to the ground by some smartass arm sticking out of the wall. What a waste! Now all of your jars of maggots and entrails are shattered at your feet. This is hell, after all, the shopping options are fairly slim.
And it doesn’t stop there, either. In some areas, there are tentacles – honest to god, tentacles – jutting out in every direction. That is bound to end in tears, no two ways about it: tentacles are troublesome enough when they’re being used responsibly by trained octopuses (…octopi? Octopodes? Octodad?). When being taken out of their proper context, and used to decorate the hallways of hell, you’d be better off just finding a detour and taking the long route home. Those entrails are damned expensive, you know!
