Everyone Is Done with Kingdom Hearts’ Weird Titles

Congratulations to the Kingdom Hearts series for using the worst and most hateful naming and numbering conventions in all of video games.

— Jeremy Parish (@gamespite) September 15, 2015

Kingdom Hearts HD II.8 Final Chapter Prologue

yep that sure is a Square Enix-ass name for a video game.

— philko (@pkollar) September 15, 2015

Of course it's called Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue. Because Kingdom Hearts 2.9 just made TOO much sense.

— Jonathon Dornbush (@jmdornbush) September 15, 2015

Kingdom Hearts II.8 Final Chapter Prologue manages to do the impossible in being an even more ludicrous title than Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

— Chuggaaconroy (@chuggaaconroy) September 15, 2015

Kingdom Hearts has the most convoluted naming scheme I've ever seen. "Back Cover"? Really?

— Dustin Steiner (@GetSteinered) September 15, 2015

Kingdom Hearts 2.8. KINGDOM HEARTS 2.8. 2 POINT 8.

— CM Puns (@bonesrubo) September 15, 2015

Convinced at this point the Kingdom Hearts title numbering system is a complex code that will save mankind

— Sharon Coone (@Sharoogala) September 15, 2015

After Kingdom Hearts 2.8, I can't wait to play Kingdom Hearts 2.999999999.

— Keanu Najera (@spidermist) September 15, 2015

Kingdom hearts 2.9, 2.91, 2.95, 2.95.5, kingdom hearts 3 ground zeroes, kingdom hearts 3 episode 1 @SquareEnixUSA#KingdomHearts3

— Steph (@mawdsleysteph) September 15, 2015

Kingdom Hearts 2.4390539405349 Pre Pre Pre PRlogue Sequel Epilogue PArt 2.345

— dan Miki ur justice (@SayakaMcGiggles) September 15, 2015

I am extremely Not Excited for Kingdom Hearts II.77777… This Stone Still Has Blood In It

— Sparky Clarkson (@sparkyclarkson) September 15, 2015

Coming soon! Kingdom Hearts 3.8: We Ran Out of Subtitles. #kingdomhearts

— L. J (@TheGenericGuy59) September 15, 2015

@HeathFeathASMR yo whats next after 2.8? kingdom hearts 2 8/9

— Human Being (@A_Human_Being0) September 15, 2015

Kingdom Hearts 2.8? Pfft! Let me know when they get to Kingdom Hearts (π/2)²

— Terry (@albedo777) September 15, 2015

Watch Square release Kingdom Hearts 2.95 before 3

Just gotta fit one more spinoff before the big one

Alright now it's 2.954

Getting close

— Yoshikage Tanner (@TannerLPer) September 15, 2015

3 days ago, at Square Enix headquarters… pic.twitter.com/gaPtmAsHnl

— André Silva (@Andrefpvs) September 15, 2015

Oh. I get it. KH3D (2.5) plus BBS0.2 (0.2) plus an extra 0.1 for the Unchained chi movie. 2.8.

…Square you're insane

— Thom (@ColdmanHot) September 15, 2015