9 Ridiculous Petitions Even More Absurd than Banning Fortnite

Don’t Let Grown Ups Play Minecraft

How dare those hard-working, tax-paying, food-providing, and stinky grown ups ruin our precious Minecraft! Do they not know that “Minecraft is a kids game, adults should not be playing this”? But seriously, at least this petition is clear about exactly what it is trying to achieve. The creator hoped that if enough people signed the petition, they could get Mojang to stop “selling Minecraft to 40 year old virgins!” I guess when a kid went to purchase the game, they would have had to undergo a verification test to make sure they weren’t a 40 year old virgin – the first question likely being “Are you Steve Carell?”