Ranking Every Norman Reedus Role Based on How Good a Job They Would Do in Death Stranding

13. Young Man (Dark Harbor)

Oh no you don’t, sexy Norman Reedus! Your lithe frame and come hither stare might be enough to seduce Alan Rickman, but you won’t pull the wool over our eyes.

If you’ve never seen Dark Harbor, that statement may seem a little strange — and honestly, if you have seen Dark Harbor, that statement is still strange — but rest assured, we have more than spoiled the plot for you.

Basically, this guy is all about deception, lust, and psychedelic mushrooms, and only one of those things would make him suitable for a job as a deliveryman.