Claptrap
Claptrap is a very quirky, very stupid robot. He hears the words “Black Friday”, and he’d paint himself black (horribly) and try to latch onto people for friendship. They don’t take it well, partially because they’re there for shopping and not a pal, and also partially because he’s Claptrap.
Honestly, the little robot is so chatty that he could probably just clear the store in about 20 minutes with his personality alone. Seriously, think about him following you around and getting so fed up that you just have to drive away to get away from him. And that’s not even counting his Action Skill that could have a disco ball pop up and music playing while he dances. Have you ever seen him dance? It’s not fun, dude. The employees would love him, but that would last for about 10 minutes before they straight up just throw him out of the store. Man, you’re the worst, Claptrap.