Nathan Drake Dies By Something Lame, Like the Flu
This man has survived the most intense shit thrown at him, yet the advertisements for Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End want us to believe it’s going to end, maybe with him dying. Yeah, sure. Listen, if that does happen, he better die from something supremely lame. Like the flu, or a paper cut that gets infected. I’m talking really, really lame. I want him to die from shaving with a rusty razor by mistake. Or never realizing he had an allergy to strawberries.
How it should go down:
ELENA
Nate, now that you’re done saving the world from certain doom through your desecration of human history, I’m really glad we can have a relaxing day out and grab some smoothies.
DRAKE
I’m happy to be here with you, my wife, who is not at all like an anchor. Glad to be here, in this Smoothie King, instead of adventuring through the world as people can only dream of doing. Hi, yeah, can I have the Strawberry Berry Berry Blast in a large, please?
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