Give the Gift of Gray Hair
You know what people love about Geralt of Rivia? It’s not the rippling abs or the scars that tell a thousand stories. It isn’t the really cool glowing cat eyes. It’s not even the fact that he can slay huge monsters with relative ease and has someone as awesome as Yennefer caring for him. It’s the hair. That long, luxurious mane of greyish, silverish, whitish(?), hair.
Of course, you can’t just age people without powers or a time machine (if you have either, call us), so you’ll have to rely on a much simpler science. We’re talking hair spray. Get your special someone a can of Siberian White or Silver (or both to get that perfect shade). This would make a perfect gift for any cosplayers in your life who’ve been wanting to don a proper Witcher getup. So add it to your list and use it as a stocking stuffer.
