6 Games That Tried Way Too Hard to Be Edgy

BMX XXX

I like to think this game came about when one executive asked another, “Say, how do we make a game about extreme bike riding cooler?”

To which the other executive replied, “I don’t know, boobs?”

Executive number one just looked longingly out the window whispering, “Yeah… bewbs…”

Thus, BMX XXX was born. At its core, it was just a BMX game, except tricks were named with lewd phrases and curse words. Missions involved delivering hookers to their pimps, giving gassy construction workers rides, and having a constantly pooping poodle hanging off your bike. Exciting.

Players were then rewarded with FMV sequences consisting of strippers doing stripper things like stripping on a pole or stripping while straddling a bike. Sports.