The Mission Masher
You’ve never actually see a Mission Masher out in the wild. They’ve got the fancy apartment and the souped-up cars, but you’d never witness their wares in Los Santos as such. That apartment is nothing more than a save point (or a way to access Heists) and their cars only cough into life when lining up for a race or starting a job. You see, the world of Los Santos doesn’t interest this type of GTA Online player. Their hearts are totally won over by the art of blasting through jobs or charging around the streets in races.
While for some of us jobs are not the draw of GTA Online, this kind of player enjoys nothing more than hammering through them all night until the cows come home. Who can blame them too? After all, there’s an absolute treasure trove of activities just waiting to be enjoyed in GTA Online. That’s before you even get to the fact that ranking up with RP and amassing huge amounts of cash is probably easier in the game’s instanced areas than out in the wild.
Finding out if you’ve got a Mission Masher in your GTA Online server isn’t exactly difficult. Just take a quick look at the player list and they’ll be there with a JP total longer than most phone numbers — a feat made even more impressive by the fact this resets after you change servers or log out. If you’re driving around and one of these players sends out an invite to get in on a job then it’s usually a good idea to join in. They’re in it for the long haul and will offer you a consistent way to enjoy GTA Online‘s activities without having to wait around for people to join.
