5 New Year’s Resolutions for Nathan Drake (That He Won’t Ever Keep)

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Resolution 4: Get Better at Crash

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To be fair to Drake, this one isn’t entirely his fault. As Uncharted 3 and 4 showed us, he clearly didn’t grow up in an environment where video games were a priority, and that’s fine. All that being said, he’s also really, really bad at Crash Bandicoot. Even people who don’t play modern games have played at least a Mario once or twice and were able to get the hang of it fairly quickly. Nate’s just straight up bad at it.

Fortunately, Nate, there’s a Crash remaster coming in a matter of months for you to play and catch up on what you’ve missed. You may even find that the two of you have something in common! Just don’t suck at breaking the boxes, because it’ll get painful. Like, straight up painful for Crash. 


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Justin was a former Staff Writer for Twinfinite between 2014 and 2017 who specialized in writing lists and covering news across the entire video games industry. Sometimes a writer, always a dork. When he isn't staring in front of a screen for hours, he's probably reading comics or eating Hot Pockets. So many of them.