Ride to Hell: Retribution
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In the most aptly titled game on this list, playing Ride to Hell is very much like descending into the very bowels of the underworld, rife with glitches, painful stereotypes, and more dry humping than prom night. At one point, the protagonist Jake opines that he’d “rather be polishing boots than sit through this crap”, and we’re inclined to agree; the game features an erratic and disjointed storyline that you will find yourself desperate to skip every time a cutscene dares to cross your screen.
Indeed, the real challenge in this misogynistic tale of revenge is trying to find any character remotely likeable. However, if you’re fond of transparent, cliched and outright offensive caricatures of what are purportedly human beings, then this is the game for you!
…What’s that? You like fun, too? Afraid you’re out of luck then.
