Bastion
Ah, Bastion. The bane of many a hero as they strive to push objectives and go on the offensive. Your kind heart and oddly shaped frame make for a defensive prowess unseen before. It’s no wonder that everyone in the world has been struggling with getting past Bastion during Overwatch matches and pleading for a nerf (even though Blizzard assured everyone this bot can be beat).
When you need to hold down a spot on a map for whatever reason, there aren’t too many better options out there. Just plopping down and relaxing as you tear through anyone who crosses your path brings a sense of joy that is unrivaled. Add Bastion’s ability to self-repair and his Ultimate, which allows for a tank transformation, and you have everyone’s favorite Overwatch nightmare.