Wario
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Oh, where do I begin? The farting, the noises he makes, the motorcycle-riding, the garlic breath, his greedy nature, his best buddy Waluigi; let’s just say that you do not want to bring Wario home to meet your parents, or anyone in your family for that matter.
Wario would probably end up robbing you for everything you’re worth by the end of the date and he’ll more than likely eat your food and fart very loudly while you’re having dinner, even if it’s a quiet/romantic Italian restaurant.
Wario is one of the worst Super Smash Bros. characters when it comes to being a decent human being –or whatever the heck he is.
If he manages to ask you out on a date, just say no.
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