Ghost Your Friends
Work? Taken care of. Freezer? Jam-packed full of frozen pizzas. Fridge? Stocked up on just about anything else that’s remotely edible and was left on the shelves. Now we just need to sever those social ties.
Because let’s be real. Do you want to hang around with your real-life friend, Dave, who is a plumber, and who has a lovely wife and kids you’re supposed to be going away with this weekend? Or do you want to hang around with Lucky, a dog with bandages wrapped around his head like some adorable doggo mummy? Exactly.
Phone Dave, tell him you’re done. You’re moving to a getaway island where he’ll never find you… unless he has your Nintendo Switch friend code. Tell him you’ll be working out the rest of your days under the sun, visiting other islands from your built-up Nook Miles. You’ve got big plans for this island. You and Lucky are going to take over the world. A fruit-selling empire that’ll make your wildest dreams come true.
Would Dave be your partner in a fruit-selling empire? We think not.
