Fight Procrastination Day
Alright, I’ll confess, I misunderstood the meaning of this day when I happened upon it. What it’s intended to be, is a time where you set about doing all the things you’ve been putting off, thereby becoming efficient and finally achieving something worthwhile.
So it’s a day about fighting procrastination. But at first, I assumed it was a day about procrastinating fights.
Imagine that: your neighbors Cesar and Octavian are about to have a huge throwdown, then dong! The clock strikes midnight, and as soon as Sep 6 starts, they’re forced to adhere to a tense armistice, spending the next 24 hours staring at each other maliciously.
Taking it even further, you, as the cherished resident rep, can be the only person on the island not upholding this rule, recklessly bopping noggins with your net. What a time to be alive! At least until the next Near Miss Day, anyway.
