Shoes
Back in the days of the Wii Balance Board, we were treated to the delights that come with tracking our footsteps in-game. Whether it was a leisurely jog through the park, or tiptoeing precariously over a tightrope and hopping over obstacles, there was no shortage of nifty activities to partake in. For the record, literally jumping on the Balance Board during that tightrope challenge boots you from the game immediately. In case you were morbidly curious.
It’s time to take the next step, and yes we mean that literally. We’re talking Labo shoes here, and we’re rather excited about the potential marketability of this only slightly feasible concept. They would fit over your feet like overlays, locking on your ankles and most likely looking huge, burly and awkward. But there’s no time to lament your besmirched fashion sense because now you’re running in a race! Away you go, clearing hurdles, weaving between obstructions and perchance even kicking your opponents in a display of poor sportsmanship.
The best part will be seeing how people style their shoes. One pair looks like some sweet bootleg Air Jordans, while another is modeled after Kobe’s latest colorway. And hey, now’s your chance to finally sport your very own Big Baller Brand kicks, because lord knows nobody’s actually paying $395 for the real things.
