Pokemon Legends: Arceus
The frigid Hisuian region is fraught with many dangers, and to survive, one must be both strong and cunning. Step aside, small child of ambiguously Japanese heritage, Dwayne Johnson is here to save the day.
In the movie version of Pokemon Legends, Dwayne Johnson departs from the safety of Jubilife Village and immediately gets to work, wrestling the local fauna to the ground and pummelling them into submission. The only way to fix a fragile ecosystem is through hard love, he reasons, and every battered Voltorb and Wyrdeer he leaves in his wake will surely prove beneficial in the long run.
It doesn’t, and in the end, he must answer to god. God, in this context, is Arceus, who he disposes of with a Samoan drop. Incidentally, this movie is a romantic comedy.
