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Behold, No Man’s Sky’s Space Penis

No Man’s Sky is the new hotness this week. It has space, space ships, space pirates, space aliens, space species, and even, we’ve found, space penises. That’s right, this game’s got it all! With a startling jump, our brave adventurer spotted the space penis while zooming around a star system.

IT JUMPED RIGHT INTO VIEW WITH A “HELLOOOOO!”

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DID WE SEE THAT CORRECTLY? W-WHAT WAS THAT? DOUBLE TAKE.

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YES. MAJESTIC. WHAT A RICH WORLD HELLO GAMES HAS CRAFTED.

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Bless No Man’s Sky’s procedurally generated universe. What a time to be alive.

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