You’re traveling through another universe — a universe not only of electric yellow mice and green plumbers, but of the minds of Nintendo fans. This universe exists in a realm beyond that which is known to most. It is a universe that exists between horror and madness, and it lies between the pit of humanity’s Sonic fandom and the peak of social communication. This is the universe of Nintendo, and it is an area which we call “The MiiVerse”.
You see a door before you, and you have the key. You can’t give it back. You have to go through the door–the door to “The MiiVerse.” Let us be your guide, as we travel through a collection of the bad, really bad, ugly, and completely what? of @BadMiiVersePost.
"Wolf isn't in the game because the max lifespan of a wolf is 13 years. He is dead" (Via EVERYONE) pic.twitter.com/ra2rTNjM6z
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) October 5, 2014
"mom stop" (via @MattYoungster) http://t.co/4ljfUeIPHp
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) September 28, 2014
[miss my dad he died lol… :)] (via @BriGuyAsher) pic.twitter.com/6cIJEJMT4J
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) June 4, 2014
[When will my reflection show, who I am inside] (via @AceTrainerBenMc) pic.twitter.com/FFybQJdCVP
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) September 20, 2014
"Ask Pikachu Anything!"
"why am i so sad all the time?" (via @phubans) pic.twitter.com/gfY19tmdat— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) January 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/BadMiiversePost/status/549671651588456448https://twitter.com/BadMiiversePost/status/554405473534115840
"Just admitted… my… feelings to her. I did it" (via @LiamBarrak1999) pic.twitter.com/VOcxJiNWIj
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) August 16, 2014
"the pikmin sure look funny when they attack!" pic.twitter.com/6JiGqbRjGk
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) March 14, 2015
#LaytonAfterDark (via @IrishLinkHub) pic.twitter.com/E7WpkYVLBO
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) August 16, 2014
"Sometimes, you just need to look into the distance and ask: Who was that man in mom's room?" (via @Vixen_Kazoo) pic.twitter.com/lZZdRHmgeW
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) July 15, 2014
"Good boys kiss their grampa on the lips" (via @KawlunDram) pic.twitter.com/IUsexSsq7o
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) May 21, 2014
"How can I pee my pants without my parents knowing." (Via Jules) pic.twitter.com/DHsBBQK7v0
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) May 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/BadMiiversePost/status/465961714245451777https://twitter.com/BadMiiversePost/status/509436124809678848
"Are you hiding a secret in that goomba?"
"no" pic.twitter.com/USuXENgdDc— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) February 6, 2015
This one doesn't have a caption so I'll just say "Dick Hunt". (via @Laurenziolo) pic.twitter.com/Nki5mag1Ui
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) November 17, 2014
[Here Comes a New Challenger!!] (via @consarnedinjun) pic.twitter.com/5H8yu3onDw
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) November 24, 2014
"How do remove underwear?" pic.twitter.com/CBsWdV0l1t
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) December 16, 2014
In which a Miiverse user tells us Papa Smurf is the leader of the KKK. (via @ReptavianRacer) pic.twitter.com/N2SBiSDaao
— BadMiiversePosts (@BadMiiversePost) January 21, 2015
Unfortunately, like all things on the internet, we simply can not have nice things. Even Nintendo communities are subject to the dark side of the internet. Stumble down the wrong back alley in the Miiverse and you will undoubtedly find yourself somewhere you wish you hadn’t–take for example the DafoeVerse, a dimensional pocket of the Rabbids Land MiiVerse community that is dedicated exclusively to pictures of Willem Dafoe (which may or may not continue to exist at the time of this writing.)
For more gold nuggets of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad MiiVerse posts you can check out BadMiiVersePost on twitter. Friends, consider this your only warning. Once you have traversed the dark corridors of the Nintendo MiiVerse you can never go back. Remember Nietzsche’s words of warning, “When you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.” Good night, good luck.
Published: Apr 1, 2015 06:43 pm