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5 Smash Bros. Characters That Would Be the Worst Date for Valentine’s Day

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5 Smash Bros. Characters That Would Be the Worst Date for Valentine’s Day

Piranha Plant

X Smash Bros. Characters That Would Be the Worst Date for Valentine's Day, piranha plant

Not only would you have to lug around Piranha Plant anywhere that you would want to go on a date, but this plant monster will more than likely bite your head off or possibly spit poisonous purple gloop at you while you’re just trying to give it a little goodnight kiss.

Imagine being in a movie theatre watching a romantic film and then all of a sudden, Piranha Plant spits out a metal ball at the projection screen, tearing a gigantic hole in it.

That would just be absolutely embarrassing and then people will stare at you wondering why you brought a damn plant as a date for Valentine’s Day. You can explain all you want but they’ll still think of you as a freak.

If you wanted to take Piranha Plant out on a date, I would recommend taking it out to the dump.

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