As October draws to a close, we begin to look back on the month that has been. We’ve explored the top scariest Pokemon, the most evil Pokemon, and the Pokemon that most look like they would date me if I just asked nicely enough (that last one is exclusive to my personal blog).
But of course, Halloween looms just around the corner, and we couldn’t resist giving you just one last spooky Pokemon list. To finish off the glorious festivities of Poketober, we’re taking a peek at the nastiest, most intimidating beasts on the block. They’re big, they’re mean, and they probably wouldn’t date me so I’ve got my own beef to deal with.
Top 10 Pokemon You Wouldn’t Want to Meet in a Dark Alley
The OG bully in town, Mewtwo is one of the most famous Pokemon in the franchise’s history, perhaps second to only Pikachu itself. It is a genetic freak, cloned from the DNA of the powerful Mew, and grown in a laboratory to be prodded and leered at by surly scientists.
As a result, it happens to be a bit of a grouch, as it is described to have “the most savage heart among Pokemon.” Basically, it wants to take you, and your cute little Wooper, and make you very, very dead. Then, it’ll post Game of Thrones spoilers on Facebook and leave the toilet seat up. It’s a menace to society, and it must be stopped.
Its only weakness (besides Bug, Ghost and Dark-Type attacks if you want to be literal) is the fact that almost every child it encounters is still toting the Master Ball they received in Saffron City, that they have been holding onto for this very specific moment. As a result, it frequently ends up in the possession of a smarmy ten-year old who then gives it a stupid nickname like “KURSED”, only lending to its fury.