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Behold, Mass Effect: Andromeda’s Breakdancing Corpse

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Behold, Mass Effect: Andromeda’s Breakdancing Corpse

We’ll never forget you, Unknown.

Everyone’s talking about Mass Effect: Andromeda’s faces, sure. But let’s all take a break from the streams of soulless Andromeda eyeballs and Botox’d facial expressions for a minute. Let’s talk about this alien.

This is Unknown. In life, he was a nameless grunt. He probably had no family, no life ambitions. Here, he and I play peek-a-boo with each other, probably the only social interaction he’s had in years.

Mass Effect Andromeda Breakdancing Corpse

 

But Unknown’s life changed that day. Because he died. And in death became way cooler than he ever was living.

Mass Effect Andromeda Breakdancing Corpse

 

Breakdance your way to alien heaven, Unknown. You will be remembered by no one but me.

Local Editor in Chief. B.S. in Biology, B.A. in Philosophy, and always within 20 feet of a bagel. Kind of like a reverse restraining order, but with carbs. You can reach her at [email protected]

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