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Batman v Superman Review – A Trainwreck You Can Enjoy

Do you bleed? Because this movie does.

The acting, much like the movie itself, is all over the place. While Ben Affleck is more than a worthy Batman and provides him with enough anger and solemness that comes along with his age, Henry Cavill just doesn’t really bring it as Superman. I’m not sure if it’s because of presentation or the script gives him basically nothing to work with (possibly both?), but the performance feels wooden and lifeless. Throughout the entire movie, he’s got a crisis of faith about whether or not he’s doing any good in the world among all the backlash he’s gotten from a series of PR nightmares, but there’s no real resolution to this. His best moments are when he’s in the Superman suit and has to look like an alien god, though that’s not the praise it sounds like, because he lacks charisma that gives the Boy Scout the dorky charm he’s known for. Amy Adams as Lois Lane is alright, but it feels like the movie isn’t entirely sure what to do with her, and let’s just say she makes some baffling decisions on more than one occasion.

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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor is so all over the place, you’d need a map and plenty of thumbtacks and some string to track where he was going. Some moments he’s a twisted genius going on about God and “devils come from the sky, not the ground,” the next moment he’s talking about his abusive dad. There’s a few instances where it seems like something is genuinely mentally wrong with him, hinting something that feels like both a weird gag someone just threw out one day and a weird attempt at humor that doesn’t entirely stick the landing. During the end, he’s going on and on about an incoming cosmic threat… except the movie doesn’t really indicate that there is one looming on the horizon, save for one very weird dream sequence (more on that later). Perhaps the biggest issue of all, I honestly couldn’t tell you why he had a beef with Superman to begin with, which is kinda the entire point of Lex Luthor.

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman doesn’t get enough time to shine, but when she does, she’s clearly enjoying herself and having a lot of fun. The instant she shows up on screen in her actual attire, the music flairs with electric guitar as if to say, “Yeah, we know this is what you’ve really been waiting for,” and the scene immediately after where the three heroes stand ready for battle is really cool. At least, until you remember that none of them really know each other up until this point, which is a particular problem here for this Trinity of iconic characters.

Despite the subtitle, Batman v Superman is not the Dawn of Justice, it’s more like a bloom of righteousness. The world building for future DC movies is, to put it bluntly, very haphazard. In the Marvel movies, foreshadowing is saved for the post-credits sequence, or is mentioned offhandedly. Not so here, where the film presents things via a flash drive, and problematically just before we get to the actual point of the movie. It’s been joked that the scene in question feels less like a hint of what’s to come and more in the vein of a press kit, and now having the seen it, I can’t help but agree.

The often-touted apocalyptic dream sequence involving Batman is weird and doesn’t make a lot of sense for a variety of reasons. Exactly how Bruce has these dreams and why they include the things they include is never explained, and will have many people wondering just what the hell is going on. 

Still, despite its flaws, I was more or less on board with the film. Good action, some good performances, and doesn’t drag like Man of Steel does. Not a perfect film by any means, and certainly not going to beat Marvel at their own game (good lord, no), but it’s a spring distraction that will probably feel more complete in the Blu-Ray version and currently is a few more edits away from being a full-on fun ride on par with Ant-Man or Sucker Punch. As it is, it gets the job done, but probably shouldn’t expect a full paycheck for a few months.

Score: 3/5


Pros

  • Great hook to build a movie off of.
  • Ben Affleck kills it as Batman.
  • Solid action, particularly on the Bat front.
  • Wonder Woman, man. Freaking. Wonder. Woman.

Cons

  • World building is so, so bad.
  • Definitely a victim of too many edits
  • Jesse Eisenberg is doing Jesse Eisenberg.

 


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Justin Carter
Justin was a former Staff Writer for Twinfinite between 2014 and 2017 who specialized in writing lists and covering news across the entire video games industry. Sometimes a writer, always a dork. When he isn't staring in front of a screen for hours, he's probably reading comics or eating Hot Pockets. So many of them.